The grudges we hold dear

Harry Clarke made just eight appearances for Ipswich this season. On his full Premier League debut, he scored an own-goal, conceded a penalty, and was sent off. In doing so, Clarke became the only player in Premier League history to do all three on their full debut. He is also a prick.

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