Problem Chimp: Ian Rush and Golfing with Clarets

In his own humble opinion, Michael Normanton is a jack of all trades, and a master of them all too. From medical science to football coaching, via roof repairs, acting, and the music of Half Man Half Biscuit — he (thinks he) knows it all. That’s why he’s our very own agony aunt, our Problem Chimp, answering questions put to him by TSB+ members and imparting his unique brand of wisdom on the world.

Michael, if you had the choice between playing Ian Rush or Patrick Bamford up front, who would you choose? Your utter contempt for a big nosed old ex Liverpool player does make me chuckle.
— Richard Butler

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