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What’s the best ointment for stress piles? Asking for a mate.
— Lee int Cheese
Despite being a physical wreck of a human — my back, my knees, my stupid big, bald head — piles have never been an issue. In the absence of any useful suggestions, I’ll go with some vague grandma advice that probably involves brown paper and vinegar. Right up the crack. Job done. If nothing else it will make your arse smell like a chip shop.
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