Settle Down
David Batty's famous afternoon of fun at Roberto Mancini's expense started with a Sampdoria assault on Nigel Clough, and ended with a ball bouncing off Batty's head.
- By Rob Conlon
Blog 2021-22
What's This? Where Am I?
He was just some little kid with dodgy hair and a tracksuit, says Simon Walton, but his Elland Road debut has never been forgotten.
- By Rob Conlon
Cold Water
Dom Poleon, folding his arms and frowning in a stream, summing up the mood of a club in its first summer of being Cellino’d.
- By Rob Conlon
Don't let them be tight
If I was in charge of Leeds United Football Club, I would be making Manchester City pay more money to buy Kalvin Phillips.
- By Moxcowhite • Daniel Chapman
Bootlicker
If Carlos Tevez has so much respect for Marcelo Bielsa, why the hell has he just taken over as manager of Rosario Central?
- By Rob Conlon
Oooooo this is decent
Being Leeds United captain used to be a very different job. If you weren't telling Sam Byram what socks to wear to training, you were telling Ross Killock to stop licking the floor.
- By Rob Conlon
Je m'appelle Kalvin
If Kalvin Phillips absolutely has to go, wouldn't you rather see him go to PSG than Manchester City? And if not, what in the holy name of Gary McAllister is wrong with you?
- By David Guile
Swapping spit
Bad news from Spain: Samu Saiz has been swapping spit again. But, good news from Spain! This time everything was fine because Samu was kissing a referee.
- By Moxcowhite • Daniel Chapman
Ooh, football friend
Rasmus nutmegging World Cup winners, Jesse practising his kick-ups, Roca being a son of a bitch. A glimpse into Leeds United's future, from the past.
- By Rob Conlon
Five a day
Likes: Singing, dancing, darts. Dislikes: Fruit, veg, Brenden Aaronson.
- By Rob Conlon
Shoes off the sofa
I nosied around (a photo of) Robin Koch's apartment to see what we could learn about Leeds' leading hipster.
- By Rob Conlon
Raise you
We’ve often been the victims of unfair transfer deals, but as this transfer window opens, we’re in charge.
- By Steven York
Medical failed
If Man City director of football Txiki Begiristain is reading, I’d load up Football Manager and get looking down the shortlist mate.
- By Rob Conlon
Edge of the box
That's the theory, anyway. Let's look at some Brenden Aaronson goals and see how they measure for Bowyerism.
- By Moxcowhite • Daniel Chapman
Don't touch what you can't afford
Raphinha has done his job for Leeds and Brazil, now he just wants to go on holiday and let Deco do his job. Thankfully, that sounds more difficult than Deco first thought.
- By Rob Conlon
Here we gooooo-oh
No amount of training can prepare you for the mental challenge of watching another man cut off a blister plaster and start gipping over his own feet.
- By Rob Conlon
