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Mateo Joseph glistening with pre-season sweat and a superstar haircut
Burned sausages
Somewhere in the deepest, darkest depths of Cornwall, Neil Warnock’s thin lips were breaking into a shit-eating, I-told-you-so grin.
A photograph of Georgi Rutter arriving for Leeds' pre-season friendly wearing headphones over his baseball cap. He looks absolutely delighted, obviously
Don't tell anyone
No wonder this had to be played behind closed doors. Georgi Rutter's footwork was so filthy I had to close the curtains before watching a replay.
An image of Mateusz Klich celebrating scoring for DC United, the brilliant bastard
With a little help from Lloyd Sam
He barely misplaces a pass all night. No wonder Jesse Marsch didn’t have a clue what to do with him.
Rob Burrow lifting a Leeds Rhinos flag aloft after winning the 2017 Super League Grand Final in his final game as a professional rugby league player
RIP
Leeds were playing champagne rugby, and Burrow was dancing through defences with the electricity of Diego Maradona if he’d been born in a West Yorkshire mining town.
Pat Bamford looking slightly spooked and concerned, as if he's about to take a penalty, superimposed with the view of Elland Road from the penalty area in the background
Shootout
Which Leeds players are definitely missing in a penalty shootout, and who might at least hit the target?
Leeds captain, friend of The Square Ball, and all-round legend Olivia Smart swinging her leg ready to strike a ball against some team in red
Sign my rectum?
Every story needs supporting characters and, this season, Leeds United Women were cast as a bit-part.
Two Leeds fans in one of the NW corner bars, viewed through the window from outside Elland Road stadium, one of them leaning on the windowledge and gazing out at Beeston
Pint?
Sometimes the best view of a Leeds game is a view of a pint instead.