A Place In The Sun
"Imagine it, it’d be like being Sunderland, except you wouldn’t be Sunderland."
- By William Almond
Blog
All caps
Not a cult hero. But not Steve Morison, either.
- By Chris McMenamy
Too Much Cellino
Pep Clotet. One-time Leeds assistant under Garry Monk and Birmingham City manager, and now case study in unprofessional behaviour in the workplace.
- By Chris McMenamy
New whistle
Leeds need some skullduggery to add a bit of spice to this season. An EFL conspiracy here, a Millwall grass there. Anything to make it more interesting.
- By Rob Conlon
An old pair of slippers
Leeds’ latest defeat at The Den fit like an old pair of slippers, reminiscent of so many of those previous losses. But it wasn't entirely the same, either.
- By Rob Conlon
"We watch youtube"
To be fair to Sevilla, they don’t seem completely unaware that their sporting director is an utter liability.
- By William Almond
Give him a song
Let him play, let him run, and let him score.
- By Chris McMenamy
Toe poke
Nothing is won in November, but any weekend that isn’t ruined by Leeds United will always feel like a triumph.
- By Rob Conlon
Generational issue
This is the third issue of The Square Ball's 35th season and Leeds United's 2024/25 title-winning campaign.
- By The Square Ball
Costco or duracell?
Help me, Problem Chimp!
- By Michael Normanton
Lots and lots of shirts
“It depends on what your definition of completion is,” Chris Toft says, picking out a Paul Rachubka shirt.
- By Rob Conlon
TSB
Falling in love
Artist Emily Tartanella tells Anthony Crewdson about falling in love with Leeds from Washington DC, and her new heightened sense of anxiety.
- By Anthony Crewdson
Cannae see
Ahead of the QPR’s visit to Elland Road, Chris McMenamy hopes to have a better view compared to past games against the Hoops.
- By Chris McMenamy
Slow in the head
So this is what the best part of a billion quid from Sky TV gets you?
- By Rob Conlon
This is good, right?
“You know what, I’m going to really take it all in this time.” The famous last words of me, an idiot Leeds fan.
- By Chris McMenamy
Something in the water
I’m used to watching teams sabotage themselves at Elland Road, but it’s usually the one in white.
- By Rob Conlon
