Three is the magic number Even the stats nerds can’t explain Leeds vs Watford I see that fixture and I think 3-0. It’s like Pavlov’s dog, if he forced the dogs to support Leeds between 2006 and the present day. By William Almond
Generational talents Leeds United’s freedom of expression Sheffield United were forced to watch Rothwell and Tanaka in awe, like cavemen watching their mate rub two sticks together for the first time. By Chris McMenamy
Happy days Leeds United 2-0 Sheffield United: High power Every now and again, on nights like this, Elland Road feels righteous. By Rob Conlon
Get the grenades In defence of Marcelo Bielsa: Luis Suárez can piss off Suárez opened his mouth and made me angry. No, he hadn’t bitten me. By Chris McMenamy
rutter :/ Life was simpler when Georginio Rutter was Leeds United’s pinball machine Georginio, of all the weekends to pick to do that, did it really have to be this one? By William Almond
The Wardrobe Who the hell was… Amdy Faye Signing a defensive midfielder who played for Senegal on a free, you say? By Rob Conlon
The Translator Diego Flores: Not another Bielsa disciple An old friend meets an old foe — the play-offs. By Chris McMenamy
Could we just...not? Sunderland 2-2 Leeds United: FFS There were lots of positives Leeds could take from the Stadium of Light and into the rest of the season. But in the meantime: aaaarrrrrgggghhh! By Rob Conlon
Unless for the lols Seven free agents Leeds United definitely shouldn’t sign Our latest injury crisis has prompted suggestions Leeds should sign anyone from Sergio Ramos to Paul Dummett. At least these would be funnier. By Chris McMenamy
Save the fireworks Norwich City 1-1 Leeds United: The Champo (A) A night that started with everything going wrong ended with Leeds having played with personality, graft, and a lot to be valued. By Rob Conlon
Nemo propheta in patria Willy Gnonto learned Latin so Leeds could go up What's Latin for 'We're Going Up As Fucking Champions'? Wilf Gnonto will know. By Chris McMenamy
The View From The Afternoon Leeds United 3-0 Coventry City: Anticipation Leeds had all the solutions, and no interest in waiting for Coventry to cause them problems. By Rob Conlon
"I bite legs, Bertie" A Red Bull-free guide to the ideal Leeds United player sponsorships If Billy Bremner could advertise Bisto gravy and Norman Hunter could advertise Jelly Babies, here are the brand partnerships we want to see today. By William Almond
No pressure What is Joel Piroe? He is definitely *something*, I think. What that actually is, now that’s the question. By Chris McMenamy
Mood & Vibes Cardiff City 0-2 Leeds United: Distance inbetween Leeds' solid if unspectacular start to the campaign has failed to charm supporters. It would help everyone to find some common ground. By Rob Conlon
talkshite I just wanted an excuse to tell you that I think Jamie O’Hara is a clampit He’s come for Archie Gray in his latest clickbait crusade. That’s a bridge too far. By Chris McMenamy