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Written by: Jonathan Peel
Artwork by: Eamonn Dalton
Brenden Aaronson trying to get the ball off Brighton's Lewis Dunk, all on a peach background to match Dunk's shirt

Being good for so long is bad news for us now, writes Jonathan Peel.

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The cover of TSB 24/25 issue 05 — featuring an incredibly Chris Moran illustration of Tony Yeboah scoring a hat-trick in Monaco. It's stunning
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John Squire impersonator John Lukic staring intently at the camera, presumably wondering why the hell he chose to be a goalkeeper
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Tony Yeboah, Gary Speed, and Gary McAllister all look resplendent in the 95/96 Thistles Hotel home shirt, pretending not to be irritated by the high collar
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A white on white image of Tony Yeboah striking his volley against Liverpool. It looks like perfection
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A disgusting, harrowing, truly abhorrent image of lots of floating Giuseppe Bellusci heads
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An image of our agony aunt, The Problem Chimp, outside Elland Road with his hood up. It looks an awful lot like Michael Normanton, or ET
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A collage of black and white images of Tony Yeboah playing for Eintracht Frankfurt
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An illustration of Tony Dorigo hugging Tony Yeboah alongside the words, "Wut a fockin volley mayte!"
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