From The Archive: An A-Z of Scum

‘A’ is for arse, the place where most people associated with Man Utd talk from.

‘B’ is for Bryan, present in great numbers at Man Utd. All play shit.

‘C’ is for crowds, Man Utd boast of having these in great numbers — ever wondered why there are no mannequins in shop windows in Manchester?

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