Careless Hands

Goalkeeping heritage

Written by: Patrick Gunn
Artwork by: Eamonn Dalton
An image of Illan Meslier turning in disbelief, right after his mistake against Sunderland.

As a former goalkeeper, I felt for Illan Meslier at Sunderland. Admittedly, part of that feeling was frustration and the desire to throw some sort of lanky-based insult his way, but there was some sympathy too. Honest.

Itโ€™s the curse of the keeper that, when we make a mistake, it tends to lead to disaster. Midfielders can misplace a pass, strikers can waste a chance, defenders can stumble, but if a keeper fails to catch the ball, itโ€™s likely going to end up in the net. Meslierโ€™s mistake was, undoubtedly, a stinkerย โ€” somehow conspiring to make his body as thin as a bamboo stick as the ball spun off the ground, but he can at least take solace in the fact that he is not the only Leeds keeper to make a horrendous error. Just the most recent one.

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