King of Hearts

Missing Ink

Written by: Tom Cliffe
Artwork by: Eamonn Dalton
Mateusz Klich, in a vest, showing off his tattoos. He looks as good as it sounds

Fact: to date, Mateusz Klich is the only player I have ever searched online for topless images of. And Iโ€™m not even remotely ashamed to admit it. Itโ€™s the tattoos, you see.

There are many other things I can appreciate about Klich. His reading of the game, his passing ability, his shithousery. His ability to curl an unstoppable right-footed shot beyond a doomed โ€˜keeper. (A moment of silence please for that gawping โ€˜Boro lad who was turned to stone by one of Klichyโ€™s howitzers).

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