Missing Ink

Written by: Tom Cliffe
Artwork by: Eamonn Dalton

Fact: to date, Mateusz Klich is the only player I have ever searched online for topless images of. And I’m not even remotely ashamed to admit it. It’s the tattoos, you see.

There are many other things I can appreciate about Klich. His reading of the game, his passing ability, his shithousery. His ability to curl an unstoppable right-footed shot beyond a doomed ‘keeper. (A moment of silence please for that gawping ‘Boro lad who was turned to stone by one of Klichy’s howitzers).

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