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Georginio Rutter pictured doing the Leeds salute after scoring for Brighton, the traitorous pig.
F.U.R.B.

The ex that texts

Words by: Luke Brennan
Artwork by: Eamonn Dalton

23:00 — Bedtime, sleep time. Dream about Leeds time.

00:03 — The phone screen illuminates, and you roll out of your peace to check who’s possibly in enough of an emergency to text you at this ungodly hour.

It’s her. The one that got away. The hateful, spiteful beauty.

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