Fuck Harry Clarke

The grudges we hold dear

Words by: Zac Connolly
Artwork by: Eamonn Dalton
Harry Clarke - who? - stands behind Scott Parker, who's giving a thumbs up to the camera like the used mattress salesman he was always destined to be.

Harry Clarke made just eight appearances for Ipswich this season. On his full Premier League debut, he scored an own-goal, conceded a penalty, and was sent off. In doing so, Clarke became the only player in Premier League history to do all three on their full debut. He is also a prick.

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