He doesn't play like an old Sam Byram. He attacks like a young Max Gradel and defends like a… well, I'm not used to a Leeds left-back defending well, so I don't really know.
If I've ever seen a full-back being so deliberately dismantled they were probably playing for Leeds between 2003 and 2018 and I'd rather not think about it.
They’ve got orange smoke. They’ve got Fatboy Slim, small children waving flags, and a big one in a tiger costume. Might as well have a nice time in this impossible league!