The last dance
Every Leeds United promotion scrap needs a good story. Will Almond thinks the redemption arc of Pat Bamford might be the one.
- By William Almond
William Almond
Brace Yourself?
Philosophers tended to focus on plagues and diseases as their chosen examples of suffering, but that’s probably only because Leeds weren’t founded until 1919.
- By William Almond
Mirage
To remember the game is to remember a time before Ao and Joe in midfield. Some bloke called Georgi was there though.
- By William Almond
Inverting the inversion
I’m sure Dan James knows what xG means, but in a spiritual sense, he absolutely doesn’t know or care about it at all.
- By William Almond
Not a bad idea
A 7-0 win can work wonders for a fan's optimism. Will Almond is even starting to think Leeds United in the Premier League could be...fun?
- By William Almond
Our helper
Yes, the goals were spectacular, but Will Almond has something else to thank Tony Yeboah for.
- By William Almond
Yin and Yang
He hasn’t been as incessantly linked with a move to Elland Road as Ryan Kent, but Gayle has an aura of 'Leeds United forward' that Kent has never quite had for me.
- By William Almond
Vitruvian Man (A)
What are the best limbs you've ever been a part of? Whatever the answer, it’s unlikely you’ve ever seen one man’s limbs cover the entirety of a terrace.
- By William Almond
Frankly dreadful
Lampard has admitted he's learned nothing about football coaching, but apparently he's now an expert babysitter. Gotcha. Hold the head, Frank.
- By William Almond
A Place In The Sun
"Imagine it, it’d be like being Sunderland, except you wouldn’t be Sunderland."
- By William Almond
"We watch youtube"
To be fair to Sevilla, they don’t seem completely unaware that their sporting director is an utter liability.
- By William Almond
Three is the magic number
I see that fixture and I think 3-0. It’s like Pavlov’s dog, if he forced the dogs to support Leeds between 2006 and the present day.
- By William Almond
rutter :/
Georginio, of all the weekends to pick to do that, did it really have to be this one?
- By William Almond
"I bite legs, Bertie"
If Billy Bremner could advertise Bisto gravy and Norman Hunter could advertise Jelly Babies, here are the brand partnerships we want to see today.
- By William Almond
Peppa Pig!
It’s been over a year since Gjanni Alioski played a game of club football, let alone shouted “PEPPA PIG!” into a camera.
- By William Almond
Shirt porn
Let’s face it, I am simply never going to care about an inverted winger as much as I do about what the kits look like.
- By William Almond
