Yin and Yang
He hasn’t been as incessantly linked with a move to Elland Road as Ryan Kent, but Gayle has an aura of 'Leeds United forward' that Kent has never quite had for me.
- By William Almond
William Almond
Vitruvian Man (A)
What are the best limbs you've ever been a part of? Whatever the answer, it’s unlikely you’ve ever seen one man’s limbs cover the entirety of a terrace.
- By William Almond
Frankly dreadful
Lampard has admitted he's learned nothing about football coaching, but apparently he's now an expert babysitter. Gotcha. Hold the head, Frank.
- By William Almond
A Place In The Sun
"Imagine it, it’d be like being Sunderland, except you wouldn’t be Sunderland."
- By William Almond
"We watch youtube"
To be fair to Sevilla, they don’t seem completely unaware that their sporting director is an utter liability.
- By William Almond
Three is the magic number
I see that fixture and I think 3-0. It’s like Pavlov’s dog, if he forced the dogs to support Leeds between 2006 and the present day.
- By William Almond
rutter :/
Georginio, of all the weekends to pick to do that, did it really have to be this one?
- By William Almond
"I bite legs, Bertie"
If Billy Bremner could advertise Bisto gravy and Norman Hunter could advertise Jelly Babies, here are the brand partnerships we want to see today.
- By William Almond
Peppa Pig!
It’s been over a year since Gjanni Alioski played a game of club football, let alone shouted “PEPPA PIG!” into a camera.
- By William Almond
Shirt porn
Let’s face it, I am simply never going to care about an inverted winger as much as I do about what the kits look like.
- By William Almond
Shining bonce
Souleymane Doukara might have rubbish, but that doesn't mean Leeds should never sign a baldie again. Will Almond is demanding we start a shiny new revolution.
- By William Almond
TSB
Stag do
If West Brom’s striker would just calm it down a bit, says Will Almond, we might be feeling a little less play-off angst.
- By William Almond
TSB
Service Station Sandwiches
In the Bible, Job’s faith in a higher power was tested by being covered in painful sores. In 2023, Will Almond’s was tested by Cardiff (A) in the FA Cup.
- By William Almond
Shake it up
Will Mateusz Klich get to the World Cup? In this form, says Will Almond, it’s only a matter of time.
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- By William Almond
Dan James is fast
Will Almond still wants what Fulham are now getting.
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- By William Almond
Wir haben mehr
What is it about Jesse Marsch that makes Will Almond want to trust him?
- By William Almond
