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Good/Bad Friday
The only person known for having a worse time at Easter than Leeds United is Jesus Christ. And even he managed to mount a comeback.
- By Michael Normanton
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Sister lover
Patrick Bamford or Ian Rush? The Leeds version, of course. And how should one behave when golfing with Burnley fans? Michael Normanton, the Problem Chimp, has it all.
- By Michael Normanton
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Barnsley DVDs
One great 7-0 win has Michael Normanton remembering seven goal thrillers from years gone by. Unfortunately, they're all losses.
- By Michael Normanton
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Andy Chincliffe
How to solve a problem like Don Goodman? Just ask our Problem Chimp, Michael Normanton. Also contains gambling advice that you shouldn't heed.
- By Michael Normanton
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Keeper!!!
In an issue celebrating thirty years since the arrival of Tony Yeboah at Leeds United, writes Michael Normanton, I see him and John Lukic as oddly entwined.
- By Michael Normanton
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Dazed and confused
What better way to overcome this latest mini-crisis than a game against Derby, asks Michael Normanton?
- By Michael Normanton
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Life in Strangeways
Chucking teams out of the Championship and how to save on energy bills, Michael Normanton solves all problems.
- By Michael Normanton
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Une vieille prostituée
We really miss the wankers when they’re not there for us to shout at, writes Michael Normanton, so let’s enjoy Wayne Rooney while we still can.
- By Michael Normanton
Costco or duracell?
Help me, Problem Chimp!
- By Michael Normanton
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Where's Danny Pugh?
The late departure of Georginio Rutter brought back an unpleasant memory of Max Gradel being sold once the 2011/12 season was already underway, writes Michael Normanton.
- By Michael Normanton
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Freed from Desire
I’m quite content to see us never score a goal in a final and grimly appreciate another season in The Champo. It’s what I wanted, actually. Honest.
- By Michael Normanton
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Why, Leeds? Why?
I’m someone who always expects the worst when it comes to Leeds, writes Michael Normanton. Did I see four points from five games coming? I did not.
- By Michael Normanton
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Take a break
It’s a rare sort of calm that Daniel Farke has brought to Elland Road, writes Michael Normanton.
- By Michael Normanton
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Masterclass
Perhaps the lack of bullshit is the thing I’ve most appreciated about Daniel Farke’s personality, writes Michael Normanton.
- By Michael Normanton
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Disrespecting tradition
Michael Normanton wants to know if it's too much to ask that every new signing be like Luke Ayling?
- By Michael Normanton
