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Brenden Aaronson holding his hands to his face after predictably messing up Leeds' best chance to score at Turf Moor

Burnley 2-0 Leeds United: No different

Noah Okafor holding his hands up in the rain at Elland Road. He's either just scored or that dickhead ref has blown his whistle again

Leeds United 1-2 Tottenham: High wire

Sean Longstaff sliding towards the limbs in the Kop in celebration of his fucking belter against Bournemouth

Leeds United 2-2 Bournemouth: Stop making sense

The cover artwork for issue two of The Square Ball 2025/26 season, featuring a cool illustration of Dominic Calvert-Lewin wearing pink sunglasses and a yellow smiley badge bucket hat, by Shannon Marriott

The Square Ball: Season 36, Issue 02

Artwork of Tony Yeboah volleying a ball into oblivion

Thirty years of thunder

Dominic Calvert-Lewin leaping for a big header against Newcastle. Bollocks to passing it nicely. Woke nonsense.

Make Football Shit Again

What’s not to like about… Bournemouth?

Dominic Calvert-Lewin pulling a funny face as he leaps into the air to head a brilliant equaliser for Leeds at Wolves

Get it in the mixer!

Noah Okafor folding his arms in front of the away end limbs after scoring Leeds' third at Wolves

Wolves 1-3 Leeds United: The spectacle of a goal

TSB Live Tour

Gabi Gudmundsson being consoled by Lukas Nmecha while Fulham celebrate his stoppage-time own-goal, the bastards

Fulham 1-0 Leeds United: You better believe it

Michael Brown being unveiled as a new signing on the pitch at Fulham holding a shirt up with a daft grin across his horrible face

What’s not to like about… Fulham?

A moody image of Leeds United's new home shirt in red and blue Bull's Piss colours

Utopia Achieved

Marcus Antonsson and Pawel Cibicki playing in Sweden wearing the white and blue kits of IFK Värnamo, albeit you can barely see the shirt because it's so covered in sponsors

Marcus Antonsson and Pawel Cibicki are living in Victor Orta’s parallel universe

Mark Viduka scowling in the blue and yellow 02/03 away shirt

The Angry Duke